"mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?"
"no, i said she was fucking goofy"
my dog just had surgery to get a nipple removed and when she came home after the surgery she immediately walked to the window and she has been staring out of the window for like half an hour now thinking about her new life with one less nipple
when will my nipple come back from the war
trying to drink hot tea while wearing glasses more like
where the fuck did the laptop go